Saturday, March 1, 2008

Juno It's all in the Stars

Is this JUNO?
Or is this Juno?
Or maybe even this might be Juno.

Juno the recently released film is a deception. This film is not about a young girl who happens to get herself up the duff (pregnant). Juno MacGuff is played by Ellen Page a saturnalien masonic love child in my opinion and co-stars Michael Cera her unfortunate bit of male tottie. You may say hold on a second Gavin you are being a bit hard on the girl but that is because you dont yet understand the depth of the deception.

According to the movie database Juno is about a "Sixteen year-old Juno MacGuff is the type of girl that beats to her own drummer, and doesn't really care what others may think of her. She learns that she's pregnant from a one-time sexual encounter with her best friend, Paulie Bleeker. Juno and Paulie like each other, but don't consider themselves to be exclusive boyfriend/girlfriend let alone be ready to be a family complete with child."

But alas I am afraid to tell you that this commentary is a lie. What I will quote next is the true meaning of JUNO. You see JUNO is an asteroid that orbits the sun. In fact it is an asteroid that was once mistaken for a planet.

"Juno, designated 3 Juno in the Minor Planet Center catalogue system, was the third asteroid to be discovered and is one of the largest main belt asteroids, being the second heaviest of the stony S-type. It was discovered on September 1, 1804 by German astronomer Karl L. Harding and named after the mythological figure Juno, the highest Roman goddess."

"Although many popular astrologers use Juno and think Juno is somehow related to love, the Magi Society has discovered that Juno is the most sexual astrological body, and has nothing to do with love. Juno is related to sexual attraction that is mistaken for love. Juno is related to sexual attraction, sex without emotional attachment and affairs. Juno rules the mistress, children born outside of marriage, super sexuality."

So as you can see there is more to JUNO than meets a normal eye. As I said earlier Ellen Page is a masonic SATURNAILEN love child and possible moon child. I believe this will become clearer to you upon reading the wiki quote on the Goddess Juno that comes next.

"Juno was the protector and special counselor of the Roman state. She is a daughter of Saturn and sister (but also the wife) of the chief god Jupiter and the mother of Juventas, Mars, and Vulcan." Just in case you don't know EL is Saturn therefore ELLEN is a daughter of Saturn.

Just in case you are in any doubt about this let us look at Juno's mate the character called Bleeker who is played by Michael Cera. Whats in a name eh. Well there is a lot more than most people think. Mr Cera was chosen to play this role for COSMIC reasons. I say cosmic reasons because CERA is also an asteroid just like Juno. "Ceres , also designated 1 Ceres (see minor planet names), is the smallest identified dwarf planet in the Solar System and the only one in the asteroid belt. It was discovered on January 1, 1801, by Giuseppe Piazzi, and is named after the Roman goddess Ceres—the goddess of growing plants, the harvest, and of motherly love."
An interesting point about young Juno is that while she was playing Hayley in Hard Candy she managed to convince a man who admittedly was a peado to kill himself. That's right she literally talked him to death. For me this had very demonic overtones as the Young beautiful supposedly innocent Goddess JUNO convinces a man to take his own life.
Be well fellow star travelers and remember all is not as it seems. It never was and never will be. The Goddess is returning all the signals maritime or otherwise are right there in front of your face.
RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS it's the first day of spring
Oh and by the way Juno the film was first released on 25 dec 2007. That's right the film about the goddess was first released on christmas day. Symbolic or what.


Michael said...

Fascinating. Juno is also a planned NASA mission to Jupiter in 2011 - returning to her husband. Juno is a "flux capacitor".

Atlantean Times said...

how are Mick hope all is well.

a flux capacitor wasnt that the device used to send Michael J fox back in time.

cheers m8 gl

Michael said...

Yup. I talk a bit about it in:

Vapo said...

Nice post Gav ~ The poster is quite symbolic and of course O-Range and BEE colored socks.. there is more to it which I am trying to decipher. I like your comparisions as they are VERY similar.. more later.. but until then have a grt8 day!


Anonymous said...

Nicely done! Great research.

If you count Hard Candy, this is the 2nd movie where she served as the emasculating nymph of an older man. In the first movie, almost literally, in this one, metaphorically.

This castration/emasculation theme seems to be a trend in movies that I may address later.